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Simple Entertaining Doesn't Exist -- Cheat:

I come from a family that made their own bread for special occasion meals. Um, no. Cheat. Buy bread from good bakeries, get pre-chopped lettuce, bottled salad dressing is good enough for just about everyone, Sorbet and Pepperidge Farm cookies are a light dessert that will actually get eaten. Of course, like I said, I'm not made of money, so I pick and choose these things wisely. Usually only one or two things is a "cheater", but that's one less thing to worry about.

Cheater Appetizers
Fancy frozen things like quiche, spanakopita, cocktail meatballs, quality cheese and crackers, marinated olives or veggies from a deli.

Cheater Main Dishes
Most bucher shops and gourmet grocery stores sell some really fancy meats now: Stuffed pork chops, chicken breasts, whole turkeys, pre-made kabobs, racks of ribs already partially cooked and doused in bbq sauce. Many Italian restaurants will sell their lasagna or Marinara sauce that you can put on your own fresh cooked pasta. Anything you can make in advance and freeze is good too.

Cheater Side Dishes
Those fresh mashed potatoes in the dairy case aren't bad, but if you love the lumps, make them a day in advance and reheat them before dinner. Bagged salads with bottled dressing or deli salads. Very few people actually make their own potato salad or cole slaw these days, why should you? Packaged sauces for vegetables aren't too bad and make an ordinary vegetable pretty tasty.

Cheater Desserts
If you've got a good bakery, their cakes are prettier and taste just as good as anything from a mix. Most cities have a Baker's Square or Marie Callendars and people are very impressed by their pies and cheesecakes. If kids are coming, watch their eyes light up when you make a do-it-yourself sundae bar with jars of pre-made topping.

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Tim Mitchell, Comedian

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